#ShitNobodySays

[Igoe4Mariners]

Brandon League should still be the M's closer.

[TellItToTheDA]

Man, that Chone Figgins just pays for himself night after night!

Boy, Safeco Field is a rat hole compared to the Kingdome.

You know who's awesome? Chuck Armstrong and Howard Lincoln.

[HGKnights]

I still really wanted to see the Katy Perry Movie after I found out it was only rated PG.

[daddyferrari]

Abraham Lincoln was the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Olivo is a smart base runner.

[worldwideed]

That Jesus Montero runs like a Gazelle. #ShitNobodySays

[Igoe4Mariners]

"Anthony Vasquez has Major League ace potential."

[clarknova]

Can you make my teeth look like Justin Smoak's?

Move the fences out!

Chone Figgins is a paragon of personal accountability.

My fantasy involves a gallon of baby oil, a waterbed, and Mike Carp.

Can you believe Geoff Baker doesn't have a Pulitzer prize?!

I want you to intentionally walk Kawasaki.

I don't see how you could think Miguel Olivo resembles a giant baby.

[Igoe4Mariners]

Can you make my teeth look like Justin Smoak's?

Move the fences out!

Chone Figgins is a paragon of personal accountability.

My fantasy involves a gallon of baby oil, a waterbed, and Mike Carp.

Can you believe Geoff Baker doesn't have a Pulitzer prize?!

I want you to intentionally walk Kawasaki.

I don't see how you could think Miguel Olivo resembles a giant baby.

LOL. Too funny. Especially the middle two.

[Igoe4Mariners]

Justin Smoak is clearly a future 30 homer power bat. It's set in stone.

[Igoe4Mariners]

Man, Brendan Ryan is a wizard with the bat. Nothing gets by him at the plate.

[Igoe4Mariners]

I can't wait for Geoff Baker's new blog.

[TellItToTheDA]

You know, this team really needs more Carl Everett and Jack Cust type players. That will turn things right around!

[206HoopsFan]

Bill Bevasi really got the raw end of the deal, he was taking this team in the right direction before he was let go.

Trading Adam Jones for Erik Bedard turned out great, boy that Adam Jones was such a bust!

Screw Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe, Heath Cliff Slocumb is what we needed to take us over the top.

Ichiro's current contract is among the best in baseball. Furthermore, we owe him an extension.

It's great to root for a team that lives in a city that doesn't have a lot of bandwagon fans that root for the opposing team.

I don't understand why people hate on Olivo, he's arguably the best offensive/defensive catcher in baseball.

Milton Bradley really mellowed out during his time in Seattle and it helped him turn over a new leaf.

I'm so thankful for Adrian Beltre, he's been so shitty on other teams but somehow he had his best years with us.

[Igoe4Mariners]

Man, I really miss Horacio Ramirez.

[HGKnights]

Boy I'm bummed out that Hector Noesi got shipped down to Tacoma. He was all star material from the start!

[TellItToTheDA]

An NHL and NBA team would absolutely destroy the city of Seattle. Literally, the infrastructure of the city would come crashing down.

[bucky_joe]

I nailed Jen Muller!

[Igoe4Mariners]

Carlos Peguero is prime example for young kids to learn proper plate discipline from.

[6ft2whiteguy]

I went to the Safeco box office today! Got some CF bleacher tickets for $7!

Believe big.

Let's acquire Ian Snell.

I miss Wak and his Sean White fetish.

I sat in the 300 level, and there were no kids in sight.

There were 2 outs and 2 strikes in the top of the 8th inning of a one run game, everyone got to their feet and cheered on Tom Wilhelmsen to strike the batter out.

How many Mariners hitters do you think will hit over .̶3̶0̶0̶ .̶2̶9̶0̶ .280 at the end of this year?

[evergreenmachine]

I am really looking forward to watching the mariners in the playoffs this year