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Igoe4Mariners
07-22-2012, 02:37 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/14t3b52.jpg
Igoe4Mariners
07-22-2012, 02:38 PM
Apparently .261 is max batting average allowed for a Mariner.
clarknova
07-22-2012, 06:11 PM
That's f*&@king disgusting.
evergreenmachine
07-22-2012, 06:17 PM
A) you guys should know by now that average means jack.

B) Jacks mean runs.

C) Walk with jacks mean runs in stacks.

D) Stacks of runs with pitchers in flocks plus defense of knocks equals wins a lot.

This was inspired by my one year old
JosephC
07-22-2012, 07:07 PM
You have a hell of a smart 1 year old.
clarknova
07-22-2012, 07:11 PM
Sounds like Fox in Socks. I used to hate reading that one to mine!
evergreenmachine
07-23-2012, 08:08 AM
Sounds like Fox in Socks. I used to hate reading that one to mine!

Yup that was the one. I hope Eric wedge posts this one in the locker room like our 'will they win another series' thread that led to 5-2 road trip. Go Ms!
clarknova
07-23-2012, 10:15 AM
A) you guys should know by now that average means jack.

B) Jacks mean runs.

C) Walk with jacks mean runs in stacks.

D) Stacks of runs with pitchers in flocks plus defense of knocks equals wins a lot.


True, but...

When Dustin Ackley's hack attack lacks the crack of the bat and the knack to smack jacks past the track or back in the gap because every pitch in his lap on the outer half is a trap and you spend stacks of cash for a snack and a nap, and the packs of tactless saps they attract to sit back, golf clap, chat and find the ball in the hat make you feel like you'll snap and give one a slap... It's a fact that it's whack so we tend to react like we're done giving slack to a road map to crap.
Igoe4Mariners
07-23-2012, 12:31 PM
True, but...

When Dustin Ackley's hack attack lacks the crack of the bat and the knack to smack jacks past the track or back in the gap because every pitch in his lap on the outer half is a trap and you spend stacks of cash for a snack and a nap, and the packs of tactless saps they attract to sit back, golf clap, chat and find the ball in the hat make you feel like you'll snap and give one a slap... It's a fact that it's whack so we tend to react like we're done giving slack to a road map to crap.

What in the fucking fuck lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha