Hey Guys

[MrBigShot_23]

What's happenin? I'm a Tigers fan, but I'm a fan of the MLB in general, so I'll be looking forward to discussing some big league baseball fan with you guys. Good to be here.

[The Lone Granger]

Welcome to the site! Thanks for joining.

Have fun and stay active!

[John]

Welcome to the forum man. Please be active and enjoy your stay. I look forward to discussing the Mariners and MLB with you.

[clarknova]

Welcome MrBigShot_23! Got a trade proposal for you- Ok, hear me out. We got this AWESOME catcher who's name isn't important *COUGH*robjohnsons*COUGH*, anyways he's young, he's into country music, he's got the cutest little face! We'd HATE to let him go, it's so fun watching him run around like a crazy monkey trying to find that passed ball he dropped again! Anyways, I would RELUCTANTLY package him with this STUD pitcher we have working on some mechanical issues down in the minors (it's a minor issue of brutally sucking at everything, should have it sorted out quickly)- Ian Snell- he once struck out 17 minor leaguers! Anyways, Although it would cripple our team... I might even be willing to throw in our starting 3rd baseman- JOSE LOOOOPPEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!! Have you seen this guy hit?! He stands EXACTLY like Albert Pujols!- That's right, he only costs 5.5 million a year for basically Albert Pujols. SO! These three studs you could totally build a team around, and I'd be willing, as a favor, to take that cumbersome contract off your hands of that hack, that declining drunkard, that wife beating, no good, overrated, giant baby looking, offensive liability you call Miguel Cabrera. Think about it. My offer won't last forever.

[Igoe4Mariners]

^LOL. Funny stuff.

[MrBigShot_23]

Welcome MrBigShot_23! Got a trade proposal for you- Ok, hear me out. We got this AWESOME catcher who's name isn't important *COUGH*robjohnsons*COUGH*, anyways he's young, he's into country music, he's got the cutest little face! We'd HATE to let him go, it's so fun watching him run around like a crazy monkey trying to find that passed ball he dropped again! Anyways, I would RELUCTANTLY package him with this STUD pitcher we have working on some mechanical issues down in the minors (it's a minor issue of brutally sucking at everything, should have it sorted out quickly)- Ian Snell- he once struck out 17 minor leaguers! Anyways, Although it would cripple our team... I might even be willing to throw in our starting 3rd baseman- JOSE LOOOOPPEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!! Have you seen this guy hit?! He stands EXACTLY like Albert Pujols!- That's right, he only costs 5.5 million a year for basically Albert Pujols. SO! These three studs you could totally build a team around, and I'd be willing, as a favor, to take that cumbersome contract off your hands of that hack, that declining drunkard, that wife beating, no good, overrated, giant baby looking, offensive liability you call Miguel Cabrera. Think about it. My offer won't last forever.
Sounds like a deal to me. But do you think you could thrown in that old pitcher who can't seem to stay in one place for a year? Erm...Cliff Lee's his name I think. That one Japanese player who has no power would be a nice thrown in too. His name sounds like Cheerios. And since those guys are so old, you could throw in a prospect who hasn't proven anything. Say, how about that Ackley kid?

[clarknova]

LOL! (nicely played!) The sad thing is, take Ackley out, and I might actually make that deal! = Rob Johnson, Cliff Lee, Ichiro (I know!), Ian Snell & Jose Lopez for Miguel Cabrera. I'd hate to see Ichiro go, but man would I never miss the others (minus Lee, who we'd lose anyways).
Seriously though, welcome!