The only thing worse than playing for the Mariners would be....

[JosephC]

being an ace for another team and getting robbed when you play at home by gunpoint. Home advantage? lol
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug...swire-20100828

Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Yovani Gallardo and clubhouse attendant Alex Sanchez were robbed at gunpoint early Friday in Milwaukee, hours after Gallardo pitched in a loss to the Dodgers.

That was back in August, but I didn't read about it.

[clarknova]

I thought you were going to say, "making out with your grandma" or something like that.

Yeah, I remember when that happened (the stick up, not making out with my grandma, which I have NOT done- just to clarify). Talk about insult to injury! Take the loss and then get robbed. I've had worse days, but not many.