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    What captions can you guys come up with?

    Credit to Angelswin where I found this posted, hilarious!

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    "Former president George Bush and pitching great Nolan Ryan watch President Barack Obama throw out the ceremonial first pitch to former player Robin Ventura."

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    "Nolan honey, why aren't the Rangers winning? Weren't they winning before? Wasn't it almost statistically impossible for them to lose? How come your players are letting the other team hit the ball with the stick gooder than them? Noley, why do ball hitters get to run past first base and be safe but not the other ones? Are you listening to me? Nolan, what just happened?! Why is everyone booing? Nolan, will you ask George if he can hand me my purse? I need to take my hormone pill."

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    "it was only a matter of time before we finally wilted in the heat."

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    "Where's Cliff Lee?"

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    "Oh, crap. I think I left the oven on."

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    Gosh, angelswin folks are finding some classics.

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    "Ron, get me my uniform. I can still throw a fuckin' strike."

    That was easily the most painful non-Mariners inning it has ever been my displeasure to watch.

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    Phillies fans: worst human beings on the planet, or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgmi View Post
    Phillies fans: worst human beings on the planet, or what?
    At least they are passionate about their teams.

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